Straighteners, Nicky Clarke, hottest you can get.
Fell asleep on them when I was piss ed. On the most Scottish thing he'd ever seen: I was going through a town called Bathgate at around 11 o'clock at night. And there was a guy leaning jokes piss ing against a front door.
He then took out the keys and went inside. The Apple Store in New York is like a big white glistening cathedral of twats. Before you even have your foot bed the door, there is some wanktard in your face with a fringe.
What brings you to the Apple Piss today, hombre? Do you do those secret farts at the supermarket.